if you're thinking of dealing with me on ebay.
and if you've never sent a package via the local post office before.
or if you just lack the basic sense that most of us boast.
i suggest you dont.


we're kids and we rule the world.
but we're not idiots.


spent the last few days stuffing comedy down my throat.
especially stand-up.
and yes, on youtube.


violence is universal.
humour is culture-specific.
it may be easier to market violence internationally.
but do the right thing.


dance crews.
where physical uninhibited expression and my envy lie.


here she comes in a suit and a tie
Shepherd's bush and a leopard's pie
she's marching to the funky beat
of James Brown and his dancing feet.

perfection at 2:39 AM